Strife Nov 16, 2015 InsomniaGamer Classic merchant: everything comes at a price. Okay, wide-range killer lasers are SO CHEATING! A rhyming gate guard – haven’t seen one of those in a while. Opening up a portal to us is no problem, but the enemy is? It’s fine, my npc team – all six of you take on one guy while I get swarmed… no, really, it’s cool. The shame of being beaten by fox smaller than me is immense.